Happy Everything

Happy Friday to the working stiffs of the world.

Happy Payday to myself and others who are paid every other Friday.

Happy Diwali to all my Hindu, Jain and Sikh friends.

And most importantly, Happy Birthday to my absolutest favoritest person in the whole wide world--hurry up and reach 30, wouldja? You're making me feel old.

Happy Birthday to my Favorite Moose.