Oh, and another thing...

This is funny.

A week or so ago we went to the park with Bob. Some ho was there with her kid, and she had a tattoo across the back of one thigh that said "naturally sweet."

I told Ben I was going to get one on my ass that says "phenylketonurics--contains phenylalanine."

(And no, I didn't look that up when I typed it, so I apologize if I spelled it wrong.)

People give me a headache.