What's In A Name?

I'm strongly considering re-naming this blog. "WWMD" is completely overused, and since the Martha I had in mind at the time is no longer a member of my household (she's living large at my parents' house), it doesn't make sense to hold on to the title. Besides, the answer to What Would Martha (my dog) Do is usually "eat it" or "shit on it." Which is part of the reason why she no longer lives with us.

But I digress.

Any ideas for a new title would be greatly appreciated. Go ahead, suggest. I promise I won't laugh. Your idea can't be any worse than what I've come up with (such gems as "Craptastic" and "Courage in a Bottle")...